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ghar k halat
Macher ne 1 admi ko din main kata,admi ne kaha:”tum to rat main kat’tay hona?”Macher bola,”ghar k halat kharab hain over time ker raha hon.”
mujh se shaadi karoo gii
Boy: Mujhse shaaadi karogi..?..Girl: Kia?..Boy: Acchi film hai na!!..Girl: Kuttay k bachay…..Boy: Wat!!..Girl: Kitnay cute hotay hain na..!